Thursday, January 24, 2008

I h8t Stupid PPL

What the hell has happened to our education system? How has it become okay for people to communicate like complete idiots online?

Sure, kids have their own little language - for example, when they IM each other and say "POS", they aren't saying "Piece of Shit" -- that means "Parent Over Shoulder". Maybe there should be more parents over their kids shoulders, monitoring their grammar. To hell with pedophiles, bad grammar is clearly a bigger threat.

To see what I'm talking about, try reading the following actual post to Youtube. I didn't edit it one bit. If your eyes don't bleed from getting through this, well... maybe you were the one who posted it:

man if u had 6 legs & the grass was blue u would still think it was perfect bcuz u had known no othr reality. however dont u think its a little convenient that humans dont exist 4 millions of years, then all of a sudden sum1 sez "yes a god made us" & he becomes a profit & gets paid. also life duz hav meaning its just that we must attain it by being remembered after we die. i still hav a purpose - i want 2 achieve things & thats wat gives my life meaning - not sum superstitious diety

You want "2" achieve something? Why don't you achieve a brain, because that's what really gives life meaning.

Take this whole "evolution" thing to its logical conclusion, and I bet the few words that exist in the above paragraph will be bastardized further. Mybe vwls wll jst dsppr. Mbcls.

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